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When Is It Okay To Handcuff A US Senator?
We're gonna go with 'Only when under arrest for a serious crime,' but we're kinda nutty.
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Lawlessness! Chaos! Incompetence! Bribe Plane! Greenland? Congress Demands Answers From Hegseth
... and doesn't get many. But watch him get broasted!
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The entire city burned to the ground, the Left just won't admit it.
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Azalea!
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2024 Actual Person Of The Year: Kamala Harris
Time Magazine can give it to Trump like they gave it to Hitler and Stalin. Can also eat bags of dicks.
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2024 Shitheel Of The Year: Elon Musk
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The World's Never Been Hotter. It's A Good Time To Go Green, Yes Really.
Climate optimism for a dark time.
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2024 Scourge Of The Year: Generative AI
Boy did slop proliferate!
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2024 In Why You Should Never, Never, Ever Give A 'Psychic' Any Of Your Money
It's a scam. It's always a scam.
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The Laborious Year In Labor, 2024!
Cheers for the good strikes, jeers to the Trumpy Teamster leader.
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Hello! I, Vladimir Putin, Had Great Year Killing People And Watching America Decline!
New Year's greetings from Moscow.
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In 2024, The Media Somehow Got WORSE
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The Absolute Stupidest Things People Believed In 2024
Not meant to be comprehensive, because ... well, you know.
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2024: The Year That Broke Us
It was a bad year!
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Five Good Things That Happened In 2024
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2024 From The Back Of Dom's Van.
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